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u wot m8. iam thuh dankist MLG lurd evar. ull git 360 noh scoeped u fukin nurd. im 9 and a half yrs old not 9 ne more so im pritee dank. i suk mai mums dik on thuh tusdays. she es fukin hawt. i also fuk ur mum u fukin nurd. so i succ mai peepee bich. im 2 inch lawng. im thuh bigist on mai bus. all uv thuh 5 yir olds r jeluss butt mai dik is thuh lawngist. i also fuk mai sis. she suked awn it one tiem nd it felltt gud. she liek it too. she say it wuzz big. so ne way im cinda cool.

- bobby's pen15